TV license detector vans have a new weapon in their fight against license dodgers – cutting art technology that lets them view, in realtime, a targets television screen.

The opera singing star of the ‘Go Compare’ television adverts, considered by some the most annoying man on TV, is to quit after the abuse from the public became to much for him.

Englanders wondering why they never see sausages or bacon advertised on television commercials any more now have an answer – the advertising of pork products has been effectively banned.

Frantic BBC chiefs have ordered a last minute reshoot of the Doctor Who finale, due to air on 26th June 2010, after test audiences objected to numerous scenes, including the previously celibate Doctor sleeping with companion Amy Pond.

The bosses of TV’s Big Brother series face a mounting backlash over standards as plans are revealed for a final series where contestants can be rewarded with money for having sex with other contestants, and with celebrity guests.