Judges for the “Loo of the Year” awards were shocked when they visited one of the shortlisted finallists for an unannounced inspection.

51 year old pervert Wayne Dawson is starting a 9 months prison sentence after his dog shit fetish finally caught up with him.

Bored and rebellious youth have graduated from happy slapping attacks to a less violent but far smellier pursuit named “happy crapping”, the filming of individuals taking a crap in public locations.

Scientists in a desperate race to head off the next flu pandemic before it claims millions of lives worldwide may have hit upon salvation from an unexpected source – Bird shit.