I’m a 19 year old man and I’ve never had sex. I’ve been in with girls a load of times, but when it comes to actually doing it, my erection flops.

I’ve been married to my husband for 8 years and, until now, I thought we had a great sex life. But, just recently, he’s been wanting to do anal sex with me.

Startling new research by naturalists has proved that prostitution is not confined to mankind, with animals of many species trading sex for profit.

Health experts are witnessing an explosion of sexually transmitted infections amongst the young as the “drunk spunking” craze spreads.

Embarrassed aviation chiefs confirmed today that a stewardess was being disciplined after becoming possibly the first person to join the Dream-mile high club.

In the face of mounting pressure from family and religious groups, Apple have removed casual sex networking app iPhuck from the iPhone store.

Health experts are warning against so called “tranny tours” where a man can be implanted with breasts that last for a week, and go cruising in the bars of Brazil and Thailand.

34 year old Nigerian Nigel Ugambe, now resident in Birmingham England, made legal history today when the European Court of Human Rights backed his challenge to UK Laws prohibiting animal sex.

TV talkshow host Jeremy Kyle was in hiding yesterday after an obese prostitute called Nora Wobbles published details – complete with hidden camera films – of their sordid liasons.

Faced with a huge deficit in funding, cash strapped NYC Police have turned to making hardcore porn to help balance the books.