Porn loving windows users are being warned to exercise caution as the ‘Dumfukker’ virus, which blackmails users into paying a fee to avoid having compromising footage posted on social networking sites, spreads.

Faced with a huge deficit in funding, cash strapped NYC Police have turned to making hardcore porn to help balance the books.

On Friday the 25th of June , 2010, reports came out from an undisclosed location about an incident involving old age pensioners, scat porn, and a cinema somewhere in Northern East Anglia.

Author J K Rowling is to launch a major lawsuit against an adult movie “Hairy Porker and the Philosophers Boner” that she claims infringes upon the “Harry Potter” name and brand.

Tellytubby loving kids were possibly scarred for life when a dvd of the popular series suddenly switched without warning to footage from a hard core porn movie depicting scenes of graphic sex.

Users of the latest version of popular freeware first person shooter Alien Arena were left shocked when a so called Easter Egg of hardcore pornography was found hidden in the gameplay.

Cashpoint operators launched a major investigation today after 100s of ATM machines in the UK began displaying hardcore pornography on their screens.