51 year old pervert Wayne Dawson is starting a 9 months prison sentence after his dog shit fetish finally caught up with him.

In a rather bizarre use of animal cruelty laws, 29 year old James Budden from Huddersfield, England, was sentenced to 18 months imprisonment and banned from keeping pets for a period of 5 years after being arrested for smearing his penis with bacon and inserting it into dog owners letterboxes, encouraging the pets to lick off the fat.