I’m a 19 year old man and I’ve never had sex. I’ve been in with girls a load of times, but when it comes to actually doing it, my erection flops.

Romania isn’t famous for much – but all that has changed, as it is revealed that the man with the largest penis in the world lives there.

Swimmers across Europe are being warned against swimming in lakes and rivers after parasitic African worms that can infest the human penis are discovered.

We all know that men have a habit of putting their dicks in anything they get chance to, and now a leaked internal document circulating among doctors reveals the oddest places patients have had to have their cocks removed from.

Drunken Leyland Merrill, 31, of Appomatox, Virginia, is lucky – relatively – to be alive today after an angry Opossum bit off his penis and 1 of his testicles.

Football fans were left reeling after a language experts announcement that the word “vuvuzela” is in fact based on the Pstwari word for “penis”

71 year old multi millionairre Hubert Chuff, of Miami, became the worlds first recipient of a cosmetic penis transplant recently, when his own organ was replaced with a 12 incher from an African donor known only as “Albert”

At first glance the wives of famous sporting superstars may seem to have it all, but perhaps not for much longer. Football has always been a cut throat world where the very best can earn a fortune, and where every edge could make the difference between glory or defeat, and now genital reduction surgery is fast becoming the new edge.