Romania isn’t famous for much – but all that has changed, as it is revealed that the man with the largest penis in the world lives there.

No wonder that goddam penguin is always smiling – an official survey conducted by influential magazine “Girlz Who Gamez” has revealed that Linux using males have larger penises than their Windows using counterparts.

71 year old multi millionairre Hubert Chuff, of Miami, became the worlds first recipient of a cosmetic penis transplant recently, when his own organ was replaced with a 12 incher from an African donor known only as “Albert”