Respected thinktank Upyeras has finally released details of its year long, government sponsored, study on the future of internet taxation.

Reports have come forward from sources inside the Health and Safety Executive of a plan that’s been put into action to resolve the nations increasing vermin problem.

After numerous objections that the days of the week are named after heathen gods and offensive to many, the UK government has moved to rename them all.

With the financial crisis beginning to bite, and the trillion dollar bank bailouts still heavy on the balance sheets, governments everywhere are looking for new ways to get cash in the coffers. The government of Barack Obama may just have hit upon a radical solution – a tax on air.