I’m a 19 year old man and I’ve never had sex. I’ve been in with girls a load of times, but when it comes to actually doing it, my erection flops.

71 year old multi millionairre Hubert Chuff, of Miami, became the worlds first recipient of a cosmetic penis transplant recently, when his own organ was replaced with a 12 incher from an African donor known only as “Albert”