Women have been piercing their clitorises for years – now men can get in on the act as prostate piercing is here!

We all know there are a lot of perverts and weirdos out there, and a new paper released by the Department of Health seems to confirm that, as it details odd things that casualty departments of hospitals have had to remove from peoples rectums in the last year.

Britain is today bracing itself after experts warned that poisonous spiders, known colloquially as Anal Arachnids, have arrived at our shores and are thriving due to climate change.