Finally, information released to the Iraq War Enquiry answers the question as to why no WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) were found in Iraq.

Much has been made of the WMD claims, used as a justification for the US led invasion of Iraq, and subsequent execution of its leader Saddam Hussein, proving to be unfounded and allegedly based on altering the evidence to suit political agendas. Ongoing in the UK is a legal enquiry into whether Tony Blair and other prominent politicians deliberately misled the country with a sexed up dossier of ‘evidence’ as a pretext for war.

Now, evidence given to that enquiry by an un-named intelligence services source, proves that Saddam Hussein was working on cloaking technology, and had already perfected its application. Possibly the technology came from an alien space craft reported to have crash landed near Basra in 1981.

“I know it sounds like something out of Star Trek” the source allegedly told the enquiry, “But we have proof it’s true. Unfortunately it’s classified, so we can’t release the proof, but it’s true. This technology can effectively make a building or a missile installation invisible for years. And you can walk right through it, there’s a slight dimension shifting effect. Saddam could have a whole arsenal of missiles and WMD lined up, cloaked, and we’ll not see them for 30 years until the batteries on the cloaking devices run out”.

So, there you go. Case closed. George Bush didn’t invade Iraq just to steal their oil, and Tony Blair didn’t get involved with sexing up a dossier of intelligence. There are weapons of mass destruction there, just hidden by cloaking devices. Probably with a few Romulans standing guard over them.