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Romanian Man has Worlds Largest Penis

Written By Billy Sick

Romania isn’t famous for much – but all that has changed, as it is revealed that the man with the largest penis in the world lives there.

Heavily tattooed Gypsy Stanislav Camana, 34, boasts a whopping 19 inches of prime Romanian manpork slapping around between his legs. News of the mammoth lovemeat first surfaced when a boastful girlfriend posted pictues of Mr Camanas tackle on social networking site Facebook, and it didn’t take long for it to go viral.

Before long, Mr Camana was inundated with requests for sex, sexual favors, photographs, and offers of a career in the pornography industry. He declined them all, and although he isn’t shy about showing off his knob, he is somewhat shocked and nonplussed by all the publicity.

“It’s staying in Romania” he told an Untrue Lies reporter via a translator, “My penis is a part of Romanias rich cultural heritage now. It belongs to the people”.

Our picture shows local children gathered, gazing with awe at Mr Camana’s huge penis, which has become something of a tourist attraction and local landmark. Although for legal reasons we cannot show the penis itself, grinning Mr Camana’s hands and the childrens excited gazes do all the talking needed.

8 Comments »

  • xZeroiDx said:

    Whoa, thats nasty…..
    And guessing his wang is scraping on the ground, considering his stance.

    # 2 August 2010 at 1:31 pm
  • flagg said:

    that girl is stunned

    # 2 August 2010 at 4:26 pm
  • Kryna said:

    C’mon…..they don’t know what to say or do to appear on tv or newspapers…look at the smile on his face,I bet he can’t even spell his name…especially to measure…that’s hard my friends…D’oh!!!

    # 29 December 2010 at 4:48 pm
  • huge said:

    cant see not penis

    # 18 April 2011 at 2:23 am
  • alex crowson said:

    HES A FUCKING GYPSIE, HES NOT ROMANIAN, I AM FUCKING SICK OF WESTERN MEDIA PORTRAYING ROMANIANS AS GYPYS WHOEVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE SHOULD BE SHOT, AND MANCOCK HERE HAVE HIS DICK CUT OFF!

    # 6 August 2011 at 2:02 am
  • syt said:

    That girl is beyond stunned. Her face is red despite her brownish skin. And, I dare say she is contemplating if she could fit her mouth around it.

    ;)

    # 13 August 2011 at 3:19 pm
  • GYPYS said:

    @ Alex – wtf is a GYPYS? Is that what gypsies do when they go for a slash – oi, lads, i’m off for a gyp piss? :S

    # 28 April 2012 at 9:38 pm
  • ROMANIA said:

    FUCK GYPSIES

    # 13 October 2012 at 11:35 pm

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