Romanian Man has Worlds Largest Penis
Romania isn’t famous for much – but all that has changed, as it is revealed that the man with the largest penis in the world lives there.
Heavily tattooed Gypsy Stanislav Camana, 34, boasts a whopping 19 inches of prime Romanian manpork slapping around between his legs. News of the mammoth lovemeat first surfaced when a boastful girlfriend posted pictues of Mr Camanas tackle on social networking site Facebook, and it didn’t take long for it to go viral.
Before long, Mr Camana was inundated with requests for sex, sexual favors, photographs, and offers of a career in the pornography industry. He declined them all, and although he isn’t shy about showing off his knob, he is somewhat shocked and nonplussed by all the publicity.
“It’s staying in Romania” he told an Untrue Lies reporter via a translator, “My penis is a part of Romanias rich cultural heritage now. It belongs to the people”.
Our picture shows local children gathered, gazing with awe at Mr Camana’s huge penis, which has become something of a tourist attraction and local landmark. Although for legal reasons we cannot show the penis itself, grinning Mr Camana’s hands and the childrens excited gazes do all the talking needed.