Embarrassed clergy in Barham, near Canterbury, have been forced to cover a stained glass window after it was pointed out that the image appears to depict a small boy giving a priest oral sex.

The window, recently added to The Church of the Holy Name of Jesus Christ the Saviour, was commissioned to replace an older window that had been smashed by blasphemous vandals. A few sniggers and whisperings may have marred its launch, but it is understood to have been on display for approximately 3 months before the matter was brought to the clergies attention.

Now covered by a drape whilst red faced priests decide what to do about it, our photo of the window clearly shows a central figure of a boy, kneeling, with his face in the priests crotch and the priest holding the boys head in a pose that will be familiar to all fans of pornography.

It is understood that the church is considering legal action against the artist who they commissioned to create the window. Meanwhile, the future of the (come) stained glass window remains in the balance as clergy desperately seek a way to spare embarrassment without having to pay out for a new window.

Perhaps they could just stick a “Jesus Loves You Lots and Lots” sticker over the offending area?