28 year old fatty Samantha Jackson of Draycott, Cheddar, today became the first person in England to be served with an ASBO for looking offensive.

500lb Sam had ignored repeated warnings from neighbours, community spokespersons, and eventually police, that her lardy arsed mound of wobbles was offending and sickening anyone who saw her scantily clad during the hot weather.

A regular sight in the small North Somerset village, Sam would often wander the roads wearing nothing more than a couple pieces of string to cover her privates, and was a feature at the villages only public house, where she would sit outside drinking lager and eating snacks all day.

Local residents had described her as “perhaps the most abominable thing we have ever seen” and pointed out that several local children have narrowly avoided road accidents as they follow her around the village chanting “fatty, fatty, eating pies, weighs a tonne, with wobbly thighs”.

The ASBO (anti social behaviour order), handed down by a magistrates court in nearby Weston-Super-Mare, prohibits Ms Jackson from appearing anywhere in England “where she might be observed by members of the public and having less than 75% of her body covered”. If she breaches the court order she risks heavy fines, or imprisonment.