Military chiefs have launced an investigation into allegations of so called “buttsniping” orgies among gay soldiers.

The scandal was revealed after a tabloid newspaper obtained photos of a buttsniping orgy in progress. In the disgusting pictures, which depict two as yet unidentified soldiers, the filthy practice is plain for all to see.

Buttsniping involves one soldier giving another oral sex, whilst that soldier uses their buttocks as a rest for a high powered snipers rifle. The recoil on the rifle sends vibrations up the soldiers anus, stimulating the prostate gland, also known as the male G-Spot. When placed on automatic fire the kickbacks from the rifle are so powerful and rapid that one soldier, speaking on condition of anonymity, described it as “like taking a flurry of punches from Mike Tyson right up your ringpiece”.

Homosexuality is still a rather sore subject in the armed forces, and this is sure to re-ignite the debate. Not only does it appear that soldiers are indulging in kinky sex whilst on duty, our cash strapped defence budget cannot afford to waste ammunition just so that a few weirdos can get their sexual kicks.

The Ministry of Defence has so far refused to comment on the photographs or the allegations, other than to say that an investigation is ongoing, and that any actions which waste army resources or bring the service into disrepute would be dealt with harshly. They refused to comment on rumors that all army units would be expected to undergo so called Anal Parades, in which all men would have to drop their trousers and have their rectums examined by an army doctor.