“Alien Arena” Freeware Game Hides Porn
Users of the latest version of popular freeware first person shooter Alien Arena were left shocked when a so called Easter Egg of hardcore pornography was found hidden in the gameplay.
The easter egg, discovered by a player named “Sinn” fast became common knowledge, with users reactions varying from frantic wrist exercising to powering down their PC’s in disgust. We caught up with “Sinn” to speak to him about the shocking discovery.
“I was drunk and doing some keybinds” he told us “At first I thought I was so feckered I clicked one of my downloaded movies, but no, I discovered that a certain combination of key presses – (censored) – revealed a hidden easter egg of pornography. I was shocked to be honest, one moment I was fragging aliens, the next my whole screen was taken up with a vaguely alien looking woman taking a disruptor in every available pipe. I had to watch a few times to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. Not that I’m a pervert or anything, but this discovery has got me hunting more porn hidden in the game”
Alien Arenas creator, “Irritant” had this to say when we contacted him about the perverse porno secrets of the game : “Errr….Oops….it was just errr a test of our new skeletal model code, it should have been deleted before the game was released. Damn”. He refused to tell us who the model was, or if there were any more hidden gems of the fist frisking genre to be found.
Of course, he would say that, it’s not our fault that he buggered up and managed to put some of his private smut collection into general circulation. We say…..give us the rest of it, 5 mins of footage is only enough to go twice, perhaps 3 times if we skip the cigarette after each go!
Alien Arena : http://red.planetarena.org/
Best freaking easter egg evah!
I guess we won’t see many kids playing AA anymore
Ackity Ack Ack!
Without a doubt this displays precisely the role non-transparency plays in the corruption of today’s societal standards. Our children being subjected to all matters of filth, corroding the already fragile sense of common decency… gah ! And the designer of the game cleverly spins away all blame, with such circular logics as “errr” and “ooops”, suggesting as the man in charge he was unaware of the placement of the pornographic set-piece, claiming it should have been merely quote: “new skeletal model” that “should have been deleted.” And then incredulously, this Irritant (irritating indeed, i must say !) *refuses* to state formally whether or not further incedinary material may be accessible according to a correct swift stroke of the keys… this is an outrage ! At least, “sir”, you might have the commonplace rectitude to label your trashy wares as full of naked whores, and consequently require that our already misguided youth click they are aware that the program contains mature content and they are old enough to view it. But without any acknowledgement nor simple deterent, this alien arena game is downloadable at your own risk !
Goodbye “Hot Coffee”, hello “Martian Madam”
“Not that I’m a pervert or anything”, but i’m
gonna grab me an extra copy of the game!!!
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