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		<title>British Space Probe to Welcome Aliens</title>
		<description><![CDATA[British space development has shown that it's back on the cutting edge as it launches the "Welcome2all" capsule, a repository of items from 21st century Britain, in the hopes that aliens will find it.]]></description>
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		<title>Dr Sick : I Cannot Keep an Erection</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm a 19 year old man and I've never had sex. I've been in with girls a load of times, but when it comes to actually doing it, my erection flops. ]]></description>
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		<title>Dixy the Staffy Terrier Has Got Pork</title>
		<description><![CDATA[They say that love is blind and knows no barriers. For Staffordshire Terrier Dixy and his porcine partner Polly that's certainly true.]]></description>
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		<title>Reuters &#8211; Gay Succumbs to Dix</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Looks like someone at Reuters was in the mood for innuendo and sly humor when they wrote this story up. Not only have we got a great headline of :]]></description>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/reuters-gay-succumbs-to-dix/</link>
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		<title>TV License Vans Can See Through Walls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TV license detector vans have a new weapon in their fight against license dodgers - cutting art technology that lets them view, in realtime, a targets television screen.]]></description>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/tv-license-vans-can-see-through-walls/</link>
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		<title>Man Packs One Helluva Prick (olpw)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One Line Picture World (olpw) presents : Packing one hell of a prick]]></description>
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		<title>Jedward Cloned from Rick Astleys DNA</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A whistleblower inside Simon Cowell's entourage has sensationally revealed that Jedward were cloned from Rick Astleys DNA on Cowells say so to try and create a perfect pop sensation.]]></description>
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		<title>Villagers Battle Booze Epidemic with Burials</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Villagers in the Indian province of Bhadwai have resorted to desperate measures in a bid to stem the wave of alcoholism sweeping the area.]]></description>
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		<title>Romanian Man has Worlds Largest Penis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Romania isn't famous for much - but all that has changed, as it is revealed that the man with the largest penis in the world lives there.]]></description>
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		<title>Saddam Hussein hid WMD with Cloaking Devices</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Finally, information released to the Iraq War Enquiry answers the question as to why no WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) were found in Iraq.]]></description>
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