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		<title>British Space Probe to Welcome Aliens</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 09:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[aliens]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[British space development has shown that it's back on the cutting edge as it launches the "Welcome2all" capsule, a repository of items from 21st century Britain, in the hopes that aliens will find it.]]></description>
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		<title>Dr Sick : I Cannot Keep an Erection</title>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/dr-sick-i-cannot-keep-an-erection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ask Doctor Sick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dr sick]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm a 19 year old man and I've never had sex. I've been in with girls a load of times, but when it comes to actually doing it, my erection flops. ]]></description>
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		<title>Dixy the Staffy Terrier Has Got Pork</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 11:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pigs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://untruelies.com/?p=885</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[They say that love is blind and knows no barriers. For Staffordshire Terrier Dixy and his porcine partner Polly that's certainly true.]]></description>
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		<title>Reuters &#8211; Gay Succumbs to Dix</title>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/reuters-gay-succumbs-to-dix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[athletics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[innuendo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like someone at Reuters was in the mood for innuendo and sly humor when they wrote this story up. Not only have we got a great headline of :]]></description>
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		<title>TV License Vans Can See Through Walls</title>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/tv-license-vans-can-see-through-walls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 12:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science & Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[TV license detector vans have a new weapon in their fight against license dodgers - cutting art technology that lets them view, in realtime, a targets television screen.]]></description>
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		<title>Man Packs One Helluva Prick (olpw)</title>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/man-packs-one-helluva-prick-olp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 13:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[One Line Picture World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cactus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prick]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://untruelies.com/?p=875</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One Line Picture World (olpw) presents : Packing one hell of a prick]]></description>
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		<title>Jedward Cloned from Rick Astleys DNA</title>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/jedward-cloned-from-rick-astleys-dna/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DNA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jedward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rick Astley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Simon Cowell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X Factor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A whistleblower inside Simon Cowell's entourage has sensationally revealed that Jedward were cloned from Rick Astleys DNA on Cowells say so to try and create a perfect pop sensation.]]></description>
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		<title>Villagers Battle Booze Epidemic with Burials</title>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/villagers-battle-booze-epidemic-with-burials/</link>
		<comments>http://untruelies.com/villagers-battle-booze-epidemic-with-burials/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health & Nature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcoholism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[India]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Villagers in the Indian province of Bhadwai have resorted to desperate measures in a bid to stem the wave of alcoholism sweeping the area.]]></description>
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		<title>Romanian Man has Worlds Largest Penis</title>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/romanian-man-has-worlds-largest-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://untruelies.com/romanian-man-has-worlds-largest-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just Bizarre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Penis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penis size]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Romania isn't famous for much - but all that has changed, as it is revealed that the man with the largest penis in the world lives there.]]></description>
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		<title>Saddam Hussein hid WMD with Cloaking Devices</title>
		<link>http://untruelies.com/saddam-hussein-hid-wmd-with-cloaking-devices/</link>
		<comments>http://untruelies.com/saddam-hussein-hid-wmd-with-cloaking-devices/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 11:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Billy Sick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business & Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Bush]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saddam Hussein]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, information released to the Iraq War Enquiry answers the question as to why no WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) were found in Iraq.]]></description>
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