The world of tennis was rocked today when it was revealed that Welsh star and Womens Wimbledon hopeful Andrea Wilkinson was born a man and had undergone gender changing surgery.

Computer games giant Ubisoft caused a storm yesterday when they announced details of the new “Ubiscrewed” DRM to be used on forthcoming PC games.

Football fans were left reeling after a language experts announcement that the word “vuvuzela” is in fact based on the Pstwari word for “penis”

Pint sized actor Tom Cruise regaled reporters yesterday with comments concerning his successful leg extension operation, sporting a grin as he showed off his newly gained height.

Author J K Rowling is to launch a major lawsuit against an adult movie “Hairy Porker and the Philosophers Boner” that she claims infringes upon the “Harry Potter” name and brand.

England finally won a game in the football world cup today, and coach Fabio Capello believes they owe it all to blackmail.

Tellytubby loving kids were possibly scarred for life when a dvd of the popular series suddenly switched without warning to footage from a hard core porn movie depicting scenes of graphic sex.

TNA Wrestling fans were left stunned at the weekend when wrestler Hulk Hogan – possibly in a drug or alcohol fuelled frenzy – sexually molested Eric Bischoff during a live broadcast.

Users of the latest version of popular freeware first person shooter Alien Arena were left shocked when a so called Easter Egg of hardcore pornography was found hidden in the gameplay.

Frantic BBC chiefs have ordered a last minute reshoot of the Doctor Who finale, due to air on 26th June 2010, after test audiences objected to numerous scenes, including the previously celibate Doctor sleeping with companion Amy Pond.