A whistleblower inside Simon Cowell’s entourage has sensationally revealed that Jedward were cloned from Rick Astleys DNA on Cowells say so to try and create a perfect pop sensation.

Whoa, a momentous day – Untrue Lies is issuing its first retraction after receiving a complaint about our story “Justin Bieber is Shot Dead”.

Londons 2012 Olympics may look a great deal different to previous events loved by sports fans, as the British Olympic Committee announces changes to make them more ‘inclusive’.

Justin Bieber, pop star, has been shot dead outside of his home by unknown assailants.

Pissed up drug addled pop star Amy Winehouse faces yet another outing in the tabloids as photos of her backstage on her latest tour emerge.

Perhaps best known for that crappy porn film, publicity hungry Paris Hilton now has a couple new assets on her quest to be famous just for being famous after she had massive breast enlargement surgery.

With news hot off the press that governments Europe wide are seeking to ban the Burka, 3 pop stars from Petersborough are fighting back.

The opera singing star of the ‘Go Compare’ television adverts, considered by some the most annoying man on TV, is to quit after the abuse from the public became to much for him.

Englanders wondering why they never see sausages or bacon advertised on television commercials any more now have an answer – the advertising of pork products has been effectively banned.

TV talkshow host Jeremy Kyle was in hiding yesterday after an obese prostitute called Nora Wobbles published details – complete with hidden camera films – of their sordid liasons.