Scientists at Cambridge University have used a government grant of £4million to answer a question that has plagued humanity for centuries – are fat girls better in bed?

Users of pirated versions of Windows 7 may be in for a nasty surprise as a new Windows update seeks to strike back against unlicensed versions.

Opponents of the Hadron Collider, which according to some could create a black hole and destroy all life on earth, received new ammunition today when a fatal accident occurred at the facility.

71 year old multi millionairre Hubert Chuff, of Miami, became the worlds first recipient of a cosmetic penis transplant recently, when his own organ was replaced with a 12 incher from an African donor known only as “Albert”

Cashpoint operators launched a major investigation today after 100s of ATM machines in the UK began displaying hardcore pornography on their screens.

Prominent anti-piracy activist and former MPAA boss Dan Glickman has been revealed today as the owner of phenomenally successful peer to peer info site Releaselog.

A hacker calling himself only “RlsThatBitch” hacked the sites records, and domain registration details, revealing the truth.

Embattled search engine giant Google stepped into another storm today when researchers revealed that its new Googledom condom (complete with vibro stimulation) collected sexual information on its users and transmitted the data to Google.

Former Education Minister in the Labour Government, the unfortunately named Ed Balls, has been revealed as a genetic clone of a leading Nazi in what is sure to be another disaster for the embattled Labour party.

Scientists in a desperate race to head off the next flu pandemic before it claims millions of lives worldwide may have hit upon salvation from an unexpected source – Bird shit.