British space development has shown that it’s back on the cutting edge as it launches the “Welcome2all” capsule, a repository of items from 21st century Britain, in the hopes that aliens will find it.

TV license detector vans have a new weapon in their fight against license dodgers – cutting art technology that lets them view, in realtime, a targets television screen.

Respected thinktank Upyeras has finally released details of its year long, government sponsored, study on the future of internet taxation.

No wonder that goddam penguin is always smiling – an official survey conducted by influential magazine “Girlz Who Gamez” has revealed that Linux using males have larger penises than their Windows using counterparts.

News broke yesterday that the Royal Family had created a Flickr account to show off previously private photos – today it is offline after hackers sabotaged it with photos of Prince Harry wearing Nazi regalia.

Fighting budget cuts and insurgents, a veritable war on 2 fronts, English military boffins have come up with the “Bren Bike”, a cheap and highly mobile machine gun artillery piece.

Genetically modified foods are once again in the spotlight after a GM crops farmer discovered giant rabbits on his land.

In the face of mounting pressure from family and religious groups, Apple have removed casual sex networking app iPhuck from the iPhone store.

Porn loving windows users are being warned to exercise caution as the ‘Dumfukker’ virus, which blackmails users into paying a fee to avoid having compromising footage posted on social networking sites, spreads.

Computer games giant Ubisoft caused a storm yesterday when they announced details of the new “Ubiscrewed” DRM to be used on forthcoming PC games.