Finally, information released to the Iraq War Enquiry answers the question as to why no WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) were found in Iraq.

Floppy haired fop and London Mayor Boris Johnson walked into fresh controversy yesterday after allegedly making sexual comments to women at a green gardening event.

Reports have come forward from sources inside the Health and Safety Executive of a plan that’s been put into action to resolve the nations increasing vermin problem.

After numerous objections that the days of the week are named after heathen gods and offensive to many, the UK government has moved to rename them all.

Agents from major anti terror units across the globe are studying a new video, released by Al Qaeda, in which Osama Bin Laden addresses the British people.

Chris Huhne, Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change, has set forth a bold and ambitious plan to replace Britains failing power stations with hamsters.

Snippets of Peter Mandelsons autobiography, recovered from the cutting room floor of edits that were dropped before publication, reveal he was abducted by aliens.

Human rights groups have been quick to condemn the use of natives as human cigarette lighters by posh tourists.

Palace sources have hinted that the real reason BNP’s Nick Griffin was banned from the palace had nothing to do with television interviews, and everything to do with sparing Prince Phillip embarrassment.

English schools have enlisted Yogi Bear to teach children aged 3-7 about the burka and to help combat racism with a cartoon called “Yogi Burka”.