Cashpoint operators launched a major investigation today after 100s of ATM machines in the UK began displaying hardcore pornography on their screens.

The first reported incident occurred in Torquay, Devon when shocked customers queuing for the cashpoint at Lloyds Bank were treated to a hardcore scene between a man and 2 women. Soon reports were flooding in across England that the cashpoint network nationwide had been compromised by smut.

Indications are that all banks in the United Kingdom have been effected by the outbreak of porn.

Whilst engineers are trying to fix the problem, and to identify just how the entire banking system was compromised, all ATM machines in the country will temporarily be offline. Customers wishing to withdraw funds should do so in their local bank branch, or by using a shops over the counter ‘cashback’ facility.

A joint statement issued by all banks apologized for the problem, and for any offence caused to atm users.

In related news, police are also reporting that at least 6 people, including 1 woman, have been arrested for public decency offences after being seen masturbating near cashpoints.