Every newspaper has an agony aunt – and Untrue Lies just acquired our own, with Doctor Sick on hand to answer every query and question that you may have!

Judges for the “Loo of the Year” awards were shocked when they visited one of the shortlisted finallists for an unannounced inspection.

One Line Picture World (olpw) presents : Footballer pushing deep into the penalty area

One Line Picture World (olpw) presents : American senators fuck the taxpayer

One Line Picture World (olpw) presents : The smartest man in the world, official, radiating intelligence

Floppy haired fop and London Mayor Boris Johnson walked into fresh controversy yesterday after allegedly making sexual comments to women at a green gardening event.

Whoa, a momentous day – Untrue Lies is issuing its first retraction after receiving a complaint about our story “Justin Bieber is Shot Dead”.

Reports have come forward from sources inside the Health and Safety Executive of a plan that’s been put into action to resolve the nations increasing vermin problem.

Women have been piercing their clitorises for years – now men can get in on the act as prostate piercing is here!

After numerous objections that the days of the week are named after heathen gods and offensive to many, the UK government has moved to rename them all.