The world of tennis was rocked today when it was revealed that Welsh star and Womens Wimbledon hopeful Andrea Wilkinson was born a man and had undergone gender changing surgery.

Faced with a huge deficit in funding, cash strapped NYC Police have turned to making hardcore porn to help balance the books.

Incontinent Vicar Mark Chuffle, 68, – dubbed the Vicar of Dribbly by cruel parishioners – was back in the pulpit last night after a high court judge ruled he should be reinstated.

A horny couple from Leeds made the painful discovery that open air sex could have a sting in the tail when they disturbed a huge nest of bees.

Controversial UK government plans to cut back on Incapacity Benefit claimants will see families of the sick offered one off payments in exchange for voluntary euthanasia.

On Friday the 25th of June , 2010, reports came out from an undisclosed location about an incident involving old age pensioners, scat porn, and a cinema somewhere in Northern East Anglia.

Computer games giant Ubisoft caused a storm yesterday when they announced details of the new “Ubiscrewed” DRM to be used on forthcoming PC games.

Football fans were left reeling after a language experts announcement that the word “vuvuzela” is in fact based on the Pstwari word for “penis”

A television documentary searching for ‘the missing link’ in evolution has discovered hobbits alive and well in the USA.

Pint sized actor Tom Cruise regaled reporters yesterday with comments concerning his successful leg extension operation, sporting a grin as he showed off his newly gained height.