British space development has shown that it’s back on the cutting edge as it launches the “Welcome2all” capsule, a repository of items from 21st century Britain, in the hopes that aliens will find it.

I’m a 19 year old man and I’ve never had sex. I’ve been in with girls a load of times, but when it comes to actually doing it, my erection flops.

They say that love is blind and knows no barriers. For Staffordshire Terrier Dixy and his porcine partner Polly that’s certainly true.

Looks like someone at Reuters was in the mood for innuendo and sly humor when they wrote this story up. Not only have we got a great headline of :

TV license detector vans have a new weapon in their fight against license dodgers – cutting art technology that lets them view, in realtime, a targets television screen.

A whistleblower inside Simon Cowell’s entourage has sensationally revealed that Jedward were cloned from Rick Astleys DNA on Cowells say so to try and create a perfect pop sensation.

Villagers in the Indian province of Bhadwai have resorted to desperate measures in a bid to stem the wave of alcoholism sweeping the area.

Romania isn’t famous for much – but all that has changed, as it is revealed that the man with the largest penis in the world lives there.

Finally, information released to the Iraq War Enquiry answers the question as to why no WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) were found in Iraq.

Researchers at Leicester University have discovered startling proof of what could be a dramatic new key factor that nearly all murderers share.